me

ME. I am deeply invested in this entire fiasco.

Yeah but even the trash ones give you the sweet, sweet Stardust

yes, taylor is on par victimhood-wise with a murder victim. totally

Okay but like... What kind of Pokemon? Because is it is just another trash bird pidgey, I am out. Say however it is a nice rare Pokemon THEN I'll care.

wow this guy really cares a LOT about this. also, calling taylor one of the most talented women in the world seems like a *bit* of a stretch.

I am 100% confident that Kim can take care of her own kids.

northie’s response:

Agreed on all counts. The most important takeaway is that death threats are never acceptable, and no one should ever be subjected to them. We are fucking better than that.

Apparently Joseph Khan’s (Bad Blood music video director) made some pretty sexist comments about this whole thing as well. I guess I spoke too soon when I said that Khole made the worst comment about this whole thing. Her friend Abigail’s comment was also pretty disgusting, but I think this takes the cake. Geesh.

Where is Selena Gomez to tell her that this is petty and that the world has real problems?

I don’t care whose side you’re on, dragging a toddler into this fight is disgusting. If you think being an adult means getting back at someone by ‘looking out’ for their kid, then you’re doing it wrong.

Agreed, that garbage was sanctimonious and disingenuous as all get out.

no one should get death threats. let’s just make that clear off the bat.

I definitely get why a lot of people hate on Cena, and some of it is definitely valid, but the man is severely underrated because of it. He delivers like few others on the mic and just overall performance-wise when it comes to promos. You can’t even criticize his in ring ability for only having the “5 moves of doom”…

If we’re referring to actual adults who have day jobs and not teenagers and college students who have “outgrown” Pokemon, then it actually makes the most sense. Nobody has time to do it or learn it anymore.

The absolute best thing about that segment was John Cena just trying to understand what is happening from Enzo’s promo style to How are you doing to the Pokemon stuff. Just the way he committed to the role, his expression constantly confused, was absolutely beautiful to watch.

1st choice: “We believe in the conditioning of Pokemon birth”
2nd choice: “We believe in the nurturing of the Pokemon”
3rd: “We’re going to fuck things up with these god like creatures that we carry in our back pockets”

These were the guys who were in Saiyan garb for Wrestlemania.

I laughed my ass off watching this. And old man Cena was great too.