i don’t drink it i just keep it around to throw in bobby’s face

no one asked you.

shut up bobby

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

Now i know what a Hillary presidency will do. The White House walls will be stained red. In cabinet meetings, men will stay silent out of fear of being mocked and ignored. Their penises will remain flaccid for next 4 to 8 years.

Oh god I am reading the first paragraph and I want to kill my 26/27-year-old-self

Its like that famous Atwood quote;

I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

Totally unrelated, I just remembered that five years ago I wrote a term paper in grad school about Jezebel and I got like a C on it.

I feel like this should have been posted on The Cuck. Bobby, did they not let you because the power of their femininity interfered with your ability to cross-post?

He’s not. He’s a creep who has been banned from at least one college dorm for preying on students.

My brain read that as Hugh Jackman and I was about to fight you, as I choose to believe Hugh Jackman is the nicest man alive.

this is awesome

I just said “hey.” I don’t know what’s wrong with that.

Please provide better video coverage of the medal ceremony than NBC has had.

I know Joanna pointed that out but I feel it’s important to emphasis their unsportsmanlike conduct.

Hamilton and Matt heckled me the entire time I competed.