No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

Halp! Why would you push the baby back in like that? Holy hell why? Is that normal? Does it fucking work like that?

More because he cracks me up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

But how is her mosquito bite feeling and does she have zika yet?

This is the face Ashley makes when she wants to splice.

Ashley wisely has never asked me to splice anything, (probably) accurately guessing that I would fuck it up somehow and delete her blog.

Definitely Ashley.

Is it Ashley or Slack that makes all her messages look like haiku?

I feel like there are two kinds of people. People who like Ashley’s stuff and people who become irrationally upset by it and hate jokes and fun and happiness.

Hm

i will splice your content on my blog I have one post and like 12 followers pls confirm

When I went to the Deadspin Awards (#humblebrag) I got to meet all of the writers I wanted to meet, with one major exception: Ashley Feinberg. She is a genius and a madwoman.

interesting

When I got in a terrible car accident I gave my diamond earrings to my husband to hold during the cat scan/mri stuff. He put them in his pants pockets.

The header of the HMS Jezebel is making me very anxious

Countryside Management sounds stupid, but it’s actually pretty cool - it’s to do with ecological, wildlife preservation, environmental protection, etc. Here’s a course overview from Newcastle Uni - http://www.ncl.ac.uk/undergraduate/…

What can you tell us about that “countryside management” major?