If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

Mater Dei always has an awesome team. This is just rubbing it in.

So, sneakers are good, flat shoes are good, and 1" heels are good too? Are there any bad weightlifting shoes, or is it just a matter of finding something comfortable for yourself?

I grow stronger from this

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Let’s be honest. Most Coachella attendees (and people in general) are only as socially-compassionate as is convenient to them or as their public guilt allows. I know people who go to Coachella every year and while I think they’re “nice” people (in the sense that they aren’t blatantly awful), they don’t strike me as…

Ii’s like all the states are pregnant with little versions of themselves.

Sanchez has more playoff wins than Romo and Prescott combined! It’s time for the hot takes!!!

The path to the AFC championship is really opening up for those scrappy underdog New Englanders. It’s about time they caught a break.

That you, Roger?

The maternal mortality rate in Texas is higher than any industrialized nation. Cutting funding to PP will make that worse. Women will die. This is alt-pro-life.

My boyfriend made a disturbing observation recently: If he starts a war sometime within the next four years, it basically guarantees him a second term. Wartime presidents are always more popular.

OH MY GOD, EAT A DICK NFL AND YOUR 18 DIFFERENT POPUPS FOR A 10 SECOND HIGHLIGHT CLIP

lol wtf is this

ETA: You think we’re only two generations into women raising children? Where were you that whole time when women couldn’t even get into the workforce?

No. You get one Homecoming, and it’s during football. The only sport that matters.

Well the school that permitted decades of child rape got scholarships back.

3% was shot and produced entirely in Brazil, in Portuguese (with optional English dubbing),

No lengua or head meat, Albert? Please revise headline, as it should read Gringo Taco Meats, Ranked, you awful hater of offal.