I’d say the achievement for watch your character’s parents have sex is more twisted than this one though.

This is why I come to Deadspin.

How long until USC sends him an offer?

I think we found USC’s newest head coach.

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Actually he prefers McDonald’s strawberry banana smoothies

Maybe it’s the beard?

In their defense, the Patriots are a white ass team. And Ninkovich is awesome.

Question: if the ball hadn't gone out of bounds, could the Patriots have returned it all the way for one point?

We’re just praying the Eagle’s season goes to shit so we can swoop in and get Kelly.

I miss coach O...

I’m a Patriots fan and I would love to see that, the banality of the last one almost made me cry.

No, it's cool because it's only about the Pac-12 South.

I think that's them tearing out the floor to get to the next level.

You're gonna need a bigger gun.

My vault door is two lvl 50’s with power armor and enhanced Fat Mans (Men?). Couldn’t kill one of them before they reached my lounge with 6 more level 50’s. All their weapons are over 18 damage and that still wasn’t enough. Took another two rooms to kill them all. Those buggers change everything.

Fun fact, Matt Barkley is the only married Eagles quarterback. Expect this to come up as legitimate reason for him to start halfway through the season.

Jurassic Origins

The same company makes them both.

His girlfriend goes to USC, and he was one pick away from getting to live in LA. Plus, the 76ers might be the worst NBA franchise of all time. Best of luck to JO through his hardships (and blue balls).