Maybe it’s the beard?

In their defense, the Patriots are a white ass team. And Ninkovich is awesome.

Question: if the ball hadn't gone out of bounds, could the Patriots have returned it all the way for one point?

We’re just praying the Eagle’s season goes to shit so we can swoop in and get Kelly.

I miss coach O...

I’m a Patriots fan and I would love to see that, the banality of the last one almost made me cry.

No, it's cool because it's only about the Pac-12 South.

I think that's them tearing out the floor to get to the next level.

You're gonna need a bigger gun.

My vault door is two lvl 50’s with power armor and enhanced Fat Mans (Men?). Couldn’t kill one of them before they reached my lounge with 6 more level 50’s. All their weapons are over 18 damage and that still wasn’t enough. Took another two rooms to kill them all. Those buggers change everything.

Fun fact, Matt Barkley is the only married Eagles quarterback. Expect this to come up as legitimate reason for him to start halfway through the season.

Jurassic Origins

The same company makes them both.

His girlfriend goes to USC, and he was one pick away from getting to live in LA. Plus, the 76ers might be the worst NBA franchise of all time. Best of luck to JO through his hardships (and blue balls).

Deadspin names for Rob Gronkoski, Ranked

I dunno man, the Indiana Jones theme song has served me well for many years. Still get compliments about it today.

Damn it, we just wanted the Rams.

That seems to be the consensus on campus. We've all had that one drunk or stoned friend who wants to do something wild, but 99.9% of the time they'll just pass out on the couch. It's a shame that didn't happen this time. The whole school is in mourning, and there's no hate being thrown around. That's a rare thing…

He wanted to go to the beach, and drunkenly thought it was in walking distance of USC's campus. The closest beach is about twelve miles away.

TKE was throwing a register, and Eloi was on the guest list. He was drunk and wanted to go to beach (apparently he thought it was within walking distance). That's how he ended up on the freeway, and how he got hit. I don't know why the people he was with never stopped him from going out by himself in a city he isn't…