“Stella Artois! Fuck me.
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Craft Beer, dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

Kudos for budgeting for riding gear: full-face helmet, riding suit, gloves, boots.

And frankly, not related to cars, but... I think society as a whole would be better off if we just went to someplace vast and loud and screamed poetry into the void.

Seems to me their only option is to fast forward in the Kelvin timeline and see how our favorite Emissary is doing...

The Solstice coupe still looks really good.

Came here for the Solstice and E60 Bimmer. Leaving satisfied.

“I’m a mother of three sons, and it’s the way that I work with my husband and with my children. If my husband demands to be able to burn crosses on the lawn of my neighbor, I compromise by saying he can’t wear the robes, and we agree!”

You can get a nice 2CV for that price and it’ll put a smile on your face every time you look at it not to mention drive it.

Good show, Nick. Mieville is one of the very few fantasy authors I can tolerate. Definitely check out The Scar and Embassytown next. 

First of all, what could Pornhub think a Cini Mini is?

An alt-right Jewish woman?

“how the fuck is [Enter Administration Official Name Here] not in jail for his involvement in the [Enter Relevant Scandal, Crime or Unconstitutional Fuckery Here] travesty?”

I’m pretty sure i know how this story goes...

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ALL WRONG! A real knight rides with a trusty man-servant banging a pair of coconuts together! And he’s lucky if he’ll get such coconuts because they’re rare:

Couldn’t even type that with a straight face. Get a GTI.

A note to the editor. Whenever the term ‘millenial’ appears please substitute the phrase ‘adults under 40' instead.

1. Sagrada Famiglia - needs no introduction, but you have to pre-buy tickets from the confusing website. Make sure that you get the option to go up one of the steeples as the views are incredible.

The pro-est of pro-tips for Miami: don’t go. Entirely overrated and overpriced, and they are already seeing issues with chronic flooding due to high-tides, thanks to rising ocean levels (although climate change is totally a myth...). For business trips it’s expensive and congested; for families it’s best used as a…

I have a mk7 GTI and I’m 48. Age is an attitude. I’d get rid of mine because it rattles like a son of a bitch, not because of how it looks to others. It still puts a grin on my face most days.