The pro-est of pro-tips for Miami: don’t go. Entirely overrated and overpriced, and they are already seeing issues with chronic flooding due to high-tides, thanks to rising ocean levels (although climate change is totally a myth...). For business trips it’s expensive and congested; for families it’s best used as a…

I have a mk7 GTI and I’m 48. Age is an attitude. I’d get rid of mine because it rattles like a son of a bitch, not because of how it looks to others. It still puts a grin on my face most days.

“If it seems like I am picking and choosing the parts I like from this book here, it’s because I very much am.”

Fuck Joe Manchin. So much so that I think Democrats in WV should kick his ass out of office. Let the fucking Republican win, how much worse can he really be?

• Pence will be about as bad as Trump, but in very different ways
  

I looked into a GXP coupe awhile back and realized they held on to their values like crazy, subsequently forgot all about them. Closest I got was a Mazdaspeed MX-5. The GTI is a fantastic car to get with a manual though. I learned on my Dad’s Mk4, and it’s my weekend project car now.

The GTI is the answer to the following question

Politics Corner - This is an exclusive. It is so bleeding-edge that it won’t happen for another week. Also, I wrote it. But Trump loved it so much he promised me he’d read it word for word at his first rally after the funeral. To be clear, I did write this. Read it in Don the Con’s voice. Tell me you can’t hear it.

Nobody who went to college listened to Kid Rock, and the people who did listen to Kid Rock are trying to get him to run for President. Coincidence?

Nope, Raph.  Europe already got this right a while ago: GTI Golf.

I’ve actually done this before. I don’t live too far from the airport and right on the MAX line so there’s been more than one occasion I’ve gone to the airport for dinner, both alone and with family visiting.

CA coast here, pre-MK7 wheels

I see you homie

My solution:

You’re a remarkable idiot

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

Most bakers should just bake a wedding cake regardless whether or not its a straight or gay couple who wants the cake....Maybe they should also just shut the fuck up about not wanting to participate, considering the only thing the stupid mother fucker has to do is drop the cake off and go....Literally not wedding…

And this is why the world is shit. Someone posts that they found something uplifting, something positive, something that helps, and the first fucking comment is to shit on it. I don’t care if someone likes the band or doesn’t like the band. But to tell someone, someone that you know for a fact (if you read the…

Normally I like your articles, Justin, but today you’re just fundamentally wrong. Flat bottom’d wheels make the rocking world go round.

Scooters are cool, if you’re cool.