I’m sort of guilty of this - I like shiny things and I’m impulsive, so I buy shiny things unadvisedly. Case in point - I traded in a perfe...a fine...a troublesome but serviceable 2012 GTI on which I had only 2 years left of payments, and I bought myself a sexy 2014 BRZ and treated myself to a shiny new 6 year loan on…

cause we’re living in a world of piss...breaking us down...when they all should just let us pee

As an AA airline brat, I have walked many, many miles in that airport over my 40 years on this Earth. I remember when the train was down in the basement, and it was dark, and brown, and rattled. I remember when AA had its own TRAAAIN (now that was actually nice - I could skip the irrelevant gates). Now the tram’s…

Yikes.  

WIPES ARE WHERE IT’S AT!!!!

WIPES ARE WHERE IT’S AT!!!!

It took me way too long to pronounce this as “au revoir” and I was like...are Oregon and Washington trying to become a superstate? and what’s the V...or are they fighting?  But yeah WOOO WEEKENDS

Ok, so I have a post-debate candidate list, and there have been changes:

Take all the stars.   Every one.

Oh I won’t.

That initial picture of a hot dog has some red substance on it. I hope it’s not ketchup.

My current favorites:

I know, right?

woo endless patronizing libertarian sermonizing disguised as comedy...can’t wait...

Be thankful you’re not in Oregon, where you see a gas station full of cars and you know there’s only one gas jockey running back and forth to take care of all of them. Bring a book. Or just pump it yourself, eat the jockey’s wrath (there will be wrath), and drive away. You can’t pump your own gas in Oregon, but it’s…

Three, sir.

How does it compare to a BRZ/FRS?  I ask because I’m always thinking about my next car, and this looks like a great option to look for on the used market in 3 or 4 years.  

meh the Juke is fine, but that CVT just suuuuuuuuuuucks.  

I mean, ok, maybe I have a big ol’ beard, and I care a little too much about craft beer and local farm-to-table restaurants, and I have a Vespa, and I listen to Cambodian surf rock sometimes, and I have a collection of vinyl records and vintage electronics...

You know we’re not all hipsters, right? 

Ok if you’re a person who can magically crack an egg in a specific way repeatedly, I’d like to know where you learned magic. How the hell can anyone predictably crack an egg “along its equator” like that?