Well now I know I’m going to have to take some Xanax and maybe wear a diaper and bring a flask and...maybe just not see this movie...yikes. I’ve been haunted by Samara/Sadako for 20 years...not sure I want ...her...in my dreams for the next 20.

I still haven’t seen her in the trailer.

ME TIE DOUGHTY WALKER

Oh good now there’s more stuff in this game I have to spend entire evenings playing.  Bye again, real family... lol

I am definitely going to see this on opening weekend after consuming mass quantities of substances that are legal in my state.  

Dawwww I love this idea. Unfortunately because I constantly lease phones from my carrier, I’m always trading them in, so the only “old” Android phone I have is truly vintage - an original Droid with the slide-out keyboard. Think that’s probably older than they’re looking for.

100% that was an Orson Welles tribute.  

You answered my question elsewhere but alas I cannot seem to delete this. Here’s a puppy.

no love for Samsung on these betas.  Ah well.

well there’s a better song they could have sung from Tolkein’s work:

there was SO MUCH PLOT ARMOR this season.

can I vote for you?  

Why do monsters in movies always have to stop and scream at our heroes before just eating them?  

This. Stranger Things is, at its heart, actually a 1980s movie, so in that context, if you put yourself in a Reaganesque 1985 mindset, then a fear of the Ruskies infiltrating America like this is totally plausible. In 1985, we didn’t know about Chernobyl, the Berlin Wall, or how terrible New Coke actually was. Sure,…

well in my case, my husband has a Passat that we generally use to cart kids around, but sometimes the kids want to take a fun drive.  :)

I drove one of these. Yawn. I mean, it was fine...

yes but what happens when the kids grow out of the child seats and need somewhere to put their legs?  There’s no room for actual legs back there.  Source: I have crammed two teenagers into that car and it was kind of comical.  

GTIs are great until they’re not, which can happen very suddenly and expensively.  And then happen again.  Source: me.  

The WRX is also on another planet as far as PRICE. I couldn’t find one under $20,000 when I was looking, but I found a certified used BRZ for under $20,000.

I agree assuming this person isn’t tall.  I’m 5'11 and my head bumped the ceiling in this car.  Could only drive it if I reclined my seat more than I expect to in a car.  Weirdly, my BRZ has more headroom despite being a smaller and lower car.