I like a nice martini, but for me, a martini is a large glass of very cold vodka, shaken, and garnished with either an olive or a small stalk of pickled asparagus. Vermouth don’t enter into my mouth.
“Fuck Nazis” highway seems fitting.
+1
Dear post-credit scenes: Could we not do this anymore? Sincerely, guy who wants out of the damned theater already.
Ok but can you tell me how to defuse Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un?
He’s the most unhealthy person....IN THE WORLD...
...excuse me, let me just take that photo into this room and lock the door...ahem.
DON’T INTERRUPT ME - I’M STILL TALKING - I KNOW YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE BUT DON’T INTERRUPT ME - I WANT TO KEEP TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING - HEY, STOP INTERRUPTING ME - HEY STOP IT
Shove all the counterarguments about it being too expensive and very stupid to own and all of that.
Well great. I’m currently remodeling my basement, but I guess I’m not doing THAT anymore...
A good idea, and so an idea that will never happen.
That is a very stupid analogy.
Well, at least you’ve thought it through. I’m glad the death of millions of people is something you take so seriously.
And then?
So the answer is what? Turn the Korean peninsula into radioactive slag?
You know, I have a lot of love for mid-century modern architecture and design, but I was never particularly interested in reliving Cold War nuclear terror. Thanks, Mr. President.
I already love her. Can’t wait!
Hi, don’t say things like “Jaw Dropping Ending” before everyone’s SEEN THE DAMNED THING, ok?
Why am I drippings with goo?