Where this falls apart, of course, is if you drive a GTI, where the engine noise is piped into the car like a voice saying “GO GO GO” and so you...go go go. I often find myself doing silly things like vrooming through 1st and 2nd to get the car up to 30 mph, just to hear the noise, and then lifting off the gas and…

When we met, he was driving a Neon. That car was awful. Of course, I was driving my mother’s hand me down 1991 Camry at the time, so I’m not really one to talk.

obligatory YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH sunglasses thing

Definitely worth a read, although I’ll always prefer a physical book - especially considering the beautiful cover art on this series.

Definitely worth a read, although I’ll always prefer a physical book - especially considering the beautiful cover…

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I see what you did there.

This is the hardest thing a pet owner will ever have to do, and most pet owners will have to do it. I served as my friend’s comforting shoulder when she had to put one of her cats down (my husband was the shoulder for the other cat - this friend had to put down her two very old cats within a few years of each other).…

That would have been better.

Was this headline in English?

Do I win a do-over of the election? Cause that’s what I want.

or whatever the fuck that rancid sack of old dog meat in an orange skin suit prefers to drink. Urine?

Florida Man destroys country while sipping wine at Mar A Lago.

Yes, standard tires. The suddenness of this particular snowstorm was quite sudden. I now have tire chains that I can deploy if needed.

Right?

Sand and nothing.

Why have a New York Strip? Save the money and get a cheap cut of sirloin.

That’s not a bad choice.

Why aren’t there more hot guy cosplayers? Grumble. I mean, generally.

Maybe she’ll stop hating driving. :)

We don’t use salt, at least we didn’t until just this past February.