You get a gold star. I hate the word “impactful.” It means literally nothing.

Where this falls apart, of course, is if you drive a GTI, where the engine noise is piped into the car like a voice saying “GO GO GO” and so you...go go go. I often find myself doing silly things like vrooming through 1st and 2nd to get the car up to 30 mph, just to hear the noise, and then lifting off the gas and…

Ow.

When we met, he was driving a Neon. That car was awful. Of course, I was driving my mother’s hand me down 1991 Camry at the time, so I’m not really one to talk.

obligatory YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH sunglasses thing

WOW.

This time she’s really pissed.

Definitely worth a read, although I’ll always prefer a physical book - especially considering the beautiful cover art on this series.

Definitely worth a read, although I’ll always prefer a physical book - especially considering the beautiful cover…

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I see what you did there.

GAH STEALTH PRODUCT PLACEMENT FOR AMD. Sneaky bullshit.

This is the hardest thing a pet owner will ever have to do, and most pet owners will have to do it. I served as my friend’s comforting shoulder when she had to put one of her cats down (my husband was the shoulder for the other cat - this friend had to put down her two very old cats within a few years of each other).…

Also, “the right to life, liberty....” So...that.

Hey, feel free to cough up half a million dollars when you get cancer. Personal responsibility and all that.

That would have been better.

Was this headline in English?

I mean I love seeing footage of giant tsunamis destroying a city as much as the next guy, but how many of these nearly identical movies have there been now?

Beat me to it.

Trump?

Do I win a do-over of the election? Cause that’s what I want.