or whatever the fuck that rancid sack of old dog meat in an orange skin suit prefers to drink. Urine?

Florida Man destroys country while sipping wine at Mar A Lago.

Yes, standard tires. The suddenness of this particular snowstorm was quite sudden. I now have tire chains that I can deploy if needed.

Right?

Sand and nothing.

Why have a New York Strip? Save the money and get a cheap cut of sirloin.

That’s not a bad choice.

Why aren’t there more hot guy cosplayers? Grumble. I mean, generally.

Maybe she’ll stop hating driving. :)

We don’t use salt, at least we didn’t until just this past February.

Yeah I’m sure snow tires are pretty much required in Minnesota. Here they’re more of a nuisance - people ripping up our roads with studded tires because they MIGHT drive up to the mountain for some skiing at some point...

GTI is almost always the answer, but I’m not sure about it on Minnesota winter roads. We had a snowstorm here in Portland and I got stuck on a modest hill when traffic backed up at a light. Started moving again, realized I wasn’t actually moving. Managed to turn it around in the right lane without hitting anything…

Precisely.

I look forward to playing it once all 40 gigs of it have downloaded onto my PS4. Should have bought a disc...bah.

Eh, it’s a nice car. Only 11,000 miles, was a dealer loaner previously, Wolfsburg edition, so he’s happy. I myself am immensely enjoying my 2012 GTI Autobahn edition (stick shift, natch).

This is Audi’s CC, right? My husband very nearly bought a CC but two separate dealerships told him to buy a Passat instead. He bought a Passat instead.

Peppermint capsules are great for people with intestinal problems like IBS - helps relax the smooth muscle, release trapped gas, ease cramping, and suchlike.

It is funnier. :)

Yes that’s the joke I was making

Yes that’s the joke I was making

Right?