Clearly it’s aliens spraying chemtrails all over our genetically modified fluoride.

A grilled cheese sandwich.

Yeah I was very confused by that ad.

Ok, for nostalgic reasons, because I had one of these for a year and loved the shit out of it, I present you this 2007 Pontiac Solstice GXP. Supercar? Meh, it’ll do 0-60 in under 5 seconds with proper shifting. Forgotten? Yes. Fantastically fun? Yes. Under $35,000? Easily. Can beat a Lotus Elise up and down a…

Ok er um...maybe this isn’t actually a Ferrari but something built by some guy with some connection to Miami Vice? I can’t understand the huge rambling Comic Sans nonsense on this page...

I win.

Wait but how many guns does heroin kill?

Came here to say this even though Idiocracy is a piece of classist pablum.

Wow. Ok. I’m actually excited about this.

One of my favorite moments in that show.

Ah you answered my question.

Is this chassis a progenitor of the Kappa platform (Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky)? Looks similar.

What

Came here to say this. Just bought one. :)

Holy shit. That’s either the most hideous or the most beautiful thing in the history of ever.

The SkyWarn classes are the ones I’m planning to take. I nearly went to school for meteorology at OU, but my life took a different direction. I’ve always had a fascination with twisters. Grew up largely in Oklahoma and have never seen one up close. Seen my share of wall clouds and rotation, but never a true…

Tulsa has places like that now? Yikes. I knew you were trying to be Portland, but not the “wait 2 hours for brunch” bit.

A GTI is top of my list, actually, but this article has given me plenty to chew on...

Thank you. I am a smart and sensible city fellow. :) Volvos are definitely on the radar. Oddly though this Jalopnik article has got me focused on a Nissan Juke. Am I crazy? Small compact SUV with AWD, good ground clearance and offroad capability, but a turbo that has been compared favorably with the GTI, and…

Now I’m thinking about a Nissan Juke. Hrmmm...