"You want left or right?"
"Eh, we're gonna die. Who gives a shit."

That's funny. I roll my eyes when I hear "The Clairvoyant." LAst night amid rolling, I thought that it coudl be moderately interesting if it was The Leader. OR, maybe M.O.D.O.K., because at least his name is an acronym like S.H.E.I.L.D., A.I.M., T.R.A.C.K.S, and T.A.H.I.T.I. That would pass for "clever" is the AoS…

The show sucks. I could not have been more bored. And I watched it after it aired so I could at least fastforward the commericals. I hate the stupid plane set. The characters are yawn-inducing. I was hoping Skye would die. Coulson needs to just be fuckign happy is alive. Honestly, who would be that upset? Maybe the…

Hey, which AVClub staff will be in Philly?

Dammit that was an astute observation.

Man these guys are total douchebags. But they were successful. So, good for them, I guess?

My name…is Pussy Galore.

I liked Horns the best. The short story book was good. NOS4A2 has a lot of his father in it. Well, dad's early works (which is good).

I have to finish those. I have the first 3 collections on my ipad (Comixoloigy or whatever). I like it so far.

What about self-publishing via ebook? Seems to be a lot of that. And it pays better. The traditional publication industry is DEAD I tell you.

Is he still embarassed about that whole Al Capone empty vault debacle?

"33" was gripping sci-fi. That, and when they jumped the Galactica in & out of the atmosphere on New Caprica.

Lindsay Wagner kicked his ass when he reached for the knife.

Sorry. I am really slackin' in '14.

She'd be up for it. I'm sure that she's done that & worse on her path to self-destruction and/or the next cocaine score. When she took out Jabba in a drug-fueled rage, she inadvertently dried up the drug pipeline. The Dagoba cartels have been in disarray since Yoda evaporated, so she's been forced to do some unsavoury…

Taking the dark side to the next level, as it were.

Is he going to bust a nut on Leia's chest?

^slaps head^ Dammit, your lateral thinking is excellent.

Go over the top, dad!

Alicia Witt is awesome, and hot. And has the powers of a full-blown Reverend Mother. Probably via tramp stamp, but you get the idea.