She's perfect sorority girl, or perhaps mroe accurately: what they all aspire to be. Gets a great job based on looks, dates the cool rich guys, gets married to the coolest/richest guy, gets even richer and better looking with her perfect kids and perfect life.

I understand that if the reserve bid is met, one of them will fist the other while The Boy's are Back from the Dropkick Murphy's plays.

Can you shoot them with a light gun in your game?

Shipp is getting old. He's racing the clock and Obamacare for dignity of life.

True story. I was there.

Steel Divers is a blatant rip off of the vastly superior Sub Hunt for Intellivision circa 1981.

Is Microsoft's mascot an overweight glasses wearing salmon with a 250' boat staffed by hookers?

…the fuck are you talking about??

My kids played the shit out of that game on Wii. They are older now, have Xbox360. The days of Mario are gone (although my 5 year old uses the Wii occasionally. But even he likes Halo).

I don't think I am exaggerating when I speculate that an unprecedent hale of gunfire greeted that chortling canine whenever he reared his snorting snort within nanoseconds of his appearance. Virtual bullet casing counts were likely in the billions.

Wait….M.O.D.O.K. joined S.H.I.E.L.D. ??? Better benefits package or something?

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault. But, it wasn't Geraldo's fault.

Wait- when do the biatheletes starting shooting at the slopestyle skiers?

How big is Nathan Rabin's backyard?

Drake's having a rough week.

Elmi is from Philly. We need every advantage we can get. Fuck off, yo.

hah, no :)

Lots of beer + I was pretty jacked in my mid-20's (played a collegiate sport and still did sports post-college). I'm 6'2.

Never doubt The BEEF.

Ugh. Pass.