I had a long time ex tell me via email a couple weeks ago that back when she cheated on me with some guy (who she eventually married, haha), that she was "disappointed that you moved on" because she always felt that her thing was just a fling and that we'd ultimately end up together.

Wait, please describe "emo shove." Inquiring minds want to know!

If you are an Alien Jesus, does your body regenerate said eaten parts? Is this an insidious master plan to take over our planet via unwitting humans consuming your DNA and starting a genetic mutation-based colonization effort?

Story of my life, Toddy.

wait, go back- is the prostitute hot, and is she charging pre- or post- rapture rates?

NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo

Shia LaBoeuf should be sued as clearly he stole something too.

If Sean ever leaves, I leave.

"I just took a dump. It is perfection in filth. Www.ratemypoo.com."

You're all too young. Most of you have no idea who she is :) She'll always remind me of my grandmother. I saw all these movies as a kid on UHF channels when I would stay with the grandmother at the shore.

Will a fertilized embryo play Dick Grayson? Or will we just see Grayson's dick?

Jason- how the hell do you know/remember all this? I can't even name anyone in Bon Jovi other than Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambura?

"Ze googles, they do nothzeen for my eyez!"

That's follow-up, though. Can't hate just one!

Right! That's the thing I could not remember. Good call.

I am a bad person. I started asking for Their number so I could call them back, but it devolved over the years to just cursing at them. Now my wife has me trained with a terse, tightr "please remove us from your calling list,"which apparently means they legally. Have to stop or something. who knows? I miss swearing…

I wonder what Harrison Ford and Optimus Prime think about all of this hoo-hah.

slow clap as the murmured chants of "o'neal, O, neal, OH, NEAL" begin to crescendo.

I also felt that this was a subtle (or not so subtle) dig at creationism (or whatever passed for that in the 70's). Or something that I am not expressing clearly right now.

Gary Lockwood gonna have to choke a bitch?