Unseatable

MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK, HOBAMA. BRIAN ADAMS WAS BANNED, TIME FOR BIEBS TO PAY THE REAPER.

My parents, who were fortunate enough to have the funds, paid for my college tuition. They were cool, just wanted good grades in practical (i.e.- job getting) subjects. They would have fucking KILLED me if I took a course on a pop star.

…they're invisible???

What is you do you do as a career, Alien Jeebus?

http://www.theonion.com/top…

You mean Stalin? He later tried to clarify what he meant. I think the dude was too big of a pacifist to mean it like it came out.

When your backing band is named after the ammunition in the Constitutionally-protected handguns they all sport, a drunk manager is the least of the crowd's worries.

Plus he had the Silver Bullet Band waiting in the wings to avenge him.

My 5 year is destined to be spied on, then. I wonder if they will use it to figure out which action figure is currently in vogue?

Gerald McRainy is a sexy rock star now?

Phil my man, that's a lot of angry right there.

Because it's assumed as it's in the show's title.

Well, he started making money, so he had to.

But of course!

I like it. Looks like the Doctor's acceptance of the War Doctor regeneration is reflected in the new threads & look. Good. Time for a change from Tennet's self-importance and Smith's gangly-goofiness. Both were fun, but I'm ready to move on.

I l ike trailers. I mean, spoilers are EVERYWHERE, so what's the difference? It's like reading the film's plot on Wikipedia, but with helpful moving pictures. Score! I feel like when I spend $180 to take my 3 kids to see a matinee of Pacific Rim, with snacks, I should get maximized return on my investment. 3 hours =…

Ugh. Shameless promotion, Showtime.

Tom Wopat's "Wuzzup, Wopat?" podcast getting canned, then?

Is her Disqus name ZODIACMOTHERFUCKER or Lobsters?