Does the Six Million Dollar Man ever show up for a threesome?

That show sounds AWFUL. The only thing that might possibly save it is casting Peter Weller as an astronaut and the corpse of John Neville as a benevolent alien timetraveler.

….Vanilli?

You can blame it on the rain, but girl, you know it's true. Vanilli got fucked whilst Milli got away.

Is it too soon to give Sandler a Lifetime Razzchievment Award?

STUPID CHEIF!

They're employed by cock?

I read the book Demon Seed when I was much younger and got wood.

That's pretty cool. I'd like to see that video.

Tim Armstrong is an unmitigated prick and a corporate sell-out. You should have kicked him the nuts when he stole your record. You still can. You can find him on a shitty radio show on SiriusXM channel 41 Faction, called Rancid Radio.

If the Horseman trades his axe for shotguns and machine guns, I am giddy with time travelin' George W getting his second amendment ON with a friggin' bazooka. Tea Party THIS, buddy!

Certain dates have power. Like Arbor Day.

Man that movie sucked. Was a staple on TBS and TNT for awhile.

I watched this show for the first time. Spader is great. I laughed. He's going to kickass as Ultron. Rest of the cast is forgettable. The mole is either Lennix's character or the Bend it Like Beckem chick.

This episode kicked ass. The little girl kicked it up, especially when she snapped the priest's neck. Boom, game on!

If Eddie pulled that stunt today, he'd be considered a god. Like Johnny Knoxville. Hell, my dad speaks almost reverently of Edward Von Eagle, and he's an old conservative traditionalist. "Balls the sizes of cantaloupe's son," he'd say.

Sweet Brother Noompsie!

SKATE OR DIE

I haven't been a teenager since 1990 :{

It broke. Condoms in 1989 were of suspect quality. In this case, the Trojans in the light blue pack. That, and my enormous cock was like the giant battering ram from Two Towers.