I would imagine that the whole noun/verb/adverb/adjective argument could be summarily disregarded, then.

I thought I got my girlfriend pregnant freshman year of college. One of the 5 worst feelings in my life. Thank god she wasn't. People are insane. BLOW A LOAD VIA ORAL, DAMMIT. When will kids learn???

Depressing movie. I saw this is in the theater with a girlfriend. Didn't work out.

How do you describe the success of 50 Shades of Grey?

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius…..

O'Neal, I know Hee-Haw. You, whippersnapper, are no Hee-Haw.

I thought Steve McQueen died decades ago? Is this his kid or something?

Ah, but he did plum the depths of Gina Davis's vajaja. Deepthroat Island, indeed.

Herk-a-lees, Herk-a-lees!

Phil Simms knew a mercy BJ was in his future that night.

Phil Simms can't get by the Phil/Philip thing. It's just too cute.

Randall was a pure athlete with a photon cannon for an arm. Two strikes against him: dumb as dirt, and playing on the astroturf at The Vet destroyed his career.

Sean?? Are you ok?

MORE CUMSHOTS, PLEASE.

This dude is nuts, clearly. Sa-weet. Seems rather intense, man.

Yeah. Pretty sure she knew. Found out later that she was banging some 22 yes old guy, while her husband was with another family. Yep, secret 2nd family.

Classical in the sense of Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle that she subsequently shoved up her ass for "double barrel" action.

My wife just told me that I am crazy and to get my thumb out of my ass.

See?

She is old, although at least she's not one of the roadside victims of the Twin Peaks botched plastic surgery curse. See: Boyle, Laura Flynn.