A long time ago, we used to be friends. But no more.

Leeeeeeroy…jenkinsssssssssssss….!!!!,

Dammit. Good point.

Put him in the fridge and nuke the fucker.

Was Biggie Smalls going for the part of Darth Sidious?

Wait for it….wait…..waaaaaaiiiitttt…..

That got into Penthouse?

In high school, I went on an overnight ski trip with my mom, sister, her friend, and my girlfriend. We all stayed in a motel room. I fucked my girlfriend on the floor literally 3 feet from mom's sleeping head.

Let's hear that version!

Well, the pussy floodgates opened at 25, apparently. Maybe he's just trying to keep his head above vagina?

Weezer's greatest song. I was in college when that came out. That album and Tool's got a lot of playtime.

Is it me or does she just look uncomfortable? Also, her American accent sucks.

He's still pissed that he got shafted in Serenity.

Saffron Burrows's outfits are awful. Hell, all the outfits look shitty for everyone on the show. Generic wardrobe 101.

I like DC too. I am an equal opportunity comics-in-media guy.

I'm torn. On one hand, if this was another show, one that was NOT set in a comic book universe, I have turned it off after the pilot. However, because of the Marvel connection, I kept watching this snoozefest just out of some inner fanboy hope that something is going to happen.

GTFO here, man. You are clearly under 40. Chuck Norris was THE MAN. Who the fuck else was going to fight off motherfucking CUBA when they invaded South Florida???? Rambo?? HAH. Rambo was a pussy next to Chuck Norris.

"Your Crane style…is the best I've ever seen…..let's see how it stands up to my Tiger style!"

That movie is badass. I showed my kids. They loved it.

The Shaw Brothers were AWESOME. Damn, 106. That's the way to go out. A billionaire, with money earned with the UHF presentations of Black Belt Theater daydreams of countless American kids in the 70's.