Wait, it Ripley is the mom, who's the dad?

Family Business on Showtime starring Seymour Butts pwns this, and it's 100% 'Murica. No frogs allowed!

I saw this on Showtime. It was called Family Business and starred Seymour Butts. Whee!

John Doe didn't even need a chip to Know.

Apparently Buzz despises drugs. That's pretty cool, as I just assumed a band like The Melvin's would snort or shoot anything. Goes to show, never judge that book, etc.

Is the bass-player-of-the-week just kind of assumed in that photo?

Come around to my way of thinking, and I just might do that.

Please turn in your hipster card now. Thank you.

Well, hopefully real girls. Woof?

Well, he might as well take advantage of defined pension plans while they still exist. Now, go fast to Denny's!

It's….not all that cute.

Dan Quayle is gonna be pissed that our children are playing with Simpson LEGOS.

What is Ronan accusing Peter of? Beastiality?

I liked this show better when it was called Chuck.

RUN, COWARD

I agree. I too felt lousy after my first & only experience with hentai. It was inadvertent. Friend said, "check this shit out!" and then some schoolgirl was being violated by a tentacle that apparently was her brother's (!) penis.

Then what movie did I watch last night on YouPorn?

Was the Princess a vagina and the Frog a euphemism for finger-banging?

That's ironic, as I have a similar story. I once dated a girl whose dad had a Garden Weasel(tm), although I never actually saw it.

hmmmm…