"Sex- which occurs mostly offscreen…."

Dowd gets realllllllly wordy. Again.

Is Chet Haze in this show???

Yep.

Somebody SAAAAAAAAaavvvveeeee ME….

Sinead has huge tits, I think?

Is the mystery where Tori's inheritance and Garth's career went?

I got a CHAINSAW!
What?
A CHAINSAW?
Wha?
I SKIN YO ASS RAW!
MUTHAFUCKIN' CHAINSAW!

Good call. He loved that rockin' his taint.

Hmmm…good point. Children are rebellious…

Star Trek, in any of its modern incarnations, has never, ever got relationship stuff right. I can't think of one pairing where there was any chemistry. Kira/Odo, no. Dax/Worf, nope. Picard/anyone nope. Crusher, I want to punch (pick a Crusher, either will do). Jordie, hah. O'Brian and Keiko…maybe, but Keiko's a bitch.

Plus, a willingness to get totally nude.

Agree 100%. I turned it off.

Yes!!!!! I thought I was the only person who followed Frank Black Francis all these years!!!! Great article, Mike. I agree wholeheartedly. Honeycomb and FastRaiderMan were tremendous misfires, too.

At least. Ca-reep-e.

Ditto. And I found Suspiria unwatchable too, so I guess my blind spot is a little bigger.

I still think it's weird and not a little disconcerting that Argento loves to get his daughter naked and on film.

That is not important right now. What is important Saullie is gravity. This is my weak arm and it is getting very tired. Remember how I said I was going to kill you last?

As a reformed comics nerd, I'd like to state that I feel the same contempt for Mark Fucking Millar that he feels for comics.

Fuck Aslan.