His mom was on the Jefferson's, Dave. That's got to count for something.

NOT the BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!

missed opportunity to ask him his opinion on the Detroit Robocop statue.

Peter Weller…good interview. The walkman thing is cool.

I'LL-A SEE-A YOU INNA hell, BANZI!!!

That's a whoooooollllle lotta fuckin' it is.

Does this mean Andrew McCarthy is playing Lee Harvey and Judd Nelson is Jack Ruby?

I like the cut of your jib, Handlen.

..Animal!

Brian Benben.

arcade fire and downton abbey comp is apt, sir.

Open letter to GOT producers:

I fling poo at Do You Wanna Know?

I was at a strip club some years back (after a golf outing, with other buddies, so no creepy lonely guy here!), and Tera Patrick was the featured dancer. Her husband was there behind the bar with her (Club Risque in shitastic Bristol PA). He is (was, no idea if they are still married) the lead singer of Biohazard. He…

Speaking as someone who was 22 in 1993, I liked Bad Religion, Helmet, and Tool. does that count as punk?

Hey Keith, just saw this via Netflix stream. You're insane. This movie was awesome. If you liked The RAID and not this, you missed the boat.

Hey Keith, just saw this via Netflix stream. You're insane. This movie was awesome. If you liked The RAID and not this, you missed the boat.

Man. You guys are *really* starting to reach into the depths of the barrel of esoteria for your Inventory columns.

Will Call Sean O'Neal for tickets, thanks.

I WORK FOR DICK JONES! HE WORKS FOR OCP! OCP CONTROLS THE GOVERNMENT!