RubberCop Vs. Trojan Man?

We are not men, we are Devo.

Wait, this movie has Commisioner Gordon from Batman Begins and Batman from Batman Returns?

They did tend to get stuck in your car radio cassette deck and then that tape was EVERYWHERE and god forbid it got trapped in the heads because then the deck was fucked. Adn the tape was toast, obviously.

You can….PISSSSSS up a rope….

It really brings you down.

Not Touch my Tooter?

Which perfectly sums up Jimmy Buffet's entire catalog, his "shows," his fans, and yet retains the distinctive Ween sound.

They live near me in New Hope, PA. They are tired of folks approaching them in bars and askign them if they want to do drugs. Plus, they had that falling out.

Can I call you a cab?

Yeah, like the Beatles said about bangin' post-menopause chicks "all you need is lube."

Hey Ignatiy- is it true that Diesel mortgaged his house and basically self-financed this flick?

Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket on the aforementioned hate train. Thank you.

Except they destroy carpet and furniture, pee everywhere because they are nervous and have been abused, and lord help you if you take them for a walk and release the leash. VRooooooooooooommmmmmmm!! They are gone.

Rest easy, Arundal. I'm 42 as well, so I am predisposed to dig her ancient independent ass without bias..

She resembles a babysitter I had as a child, long, long ago. Lovely….

Nobody but NOBODY fucks with Bob Seger, Case.

Mr. Wahlberg knows all about extinction level events! TREES GROW IN DIRT!!!

At the risk of being redundant, I will once again state the obvious: James Franco should have been cast in the roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. He's already got his fist up his own ass, and it would be art, FRANCO style.

"Fuck this shirt!"
— Val Kilmer on the Volleyball Court