“It’s OK, he wasn’t mocking that journalist, he was mocking *all* disabled people! Stop being so sensitive!”

the truth is never offensive.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Being from California, I’m glad that not only are we guaranteed a woman senator because both of the candidates are women, but we’re also going to get a Democrat because the top two candidates from the primary were both Democrats.

Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

Hey.

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

by relentlessley making fun of Bernie’s supporters, calling them “Bernie Bros”

Quick, somebody run and check on Blink 182

Bruh. That’s terrifying.

hAHAHA this is great, I once found a internet meme with a bunch of words put into convoluted form. I think my favourite was the word for kitten being “cat puppy”

edt: omg I found it. BIRD LEAF

What blows me away — in addition to all the other reasons outlined by Alison Green — is that the manager never offers to come in early and cover for her. When I was a manager, I would stay late with employees to help them finish earlier and get out of the office. Or I’d come in early to help them if they needed it.…

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

Hi Dan—

Fucking Tubbs! (yes, I changed his name to that in my cat book)

I’m seriously just here to say how much I love you for the Slappy the Squirrel picture from Animaniacs. Mainly because I just found out that the show was on Netflix yesterday and had to be dragged away from the television because I was doing some serious binge watching instead of finishing my work.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.