Before reading this, I said "if Claudia isn't number one, I have to break up with Jezebel".

Palestinian food is delicious - plates and plates of salads, succulently grilled meats and if they get the pita in the correct style, you are in for a treat if Conflict Kitchen does it justice! My favourite was a hole-in-the-wall restaurant in Nazareth that served hummus 'al sultan' which was topped with pine nuts,…

Dodai, you have been an anchor and a force for the good ship Jezebel, and you will be deeply missed. I wish you the absolute best in your next adventure!!

Tracie aka Slut Machine, you have always been one of my favourite Jezzie writers. Best of luck on the next chapter of your career!!

anything that tramples on fundamental human rights.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE x1000.

I would like to add my comment in support of the women and man (Hi Mark!) who write on Jez and try to foster meaningful discussions with the legit readership. I am a poster on GT and I have been reading Jezebel since the very first post on a near daily basis. It is abhorrent that Gawker HQ will not address the violent…

This story is 100x better because of nudity.

Once a bat flew into my apartment. My roommate grabbed a Batman popcorn bucket and put it on his head, jumped on a chair and gestured at me to get it out. I opened the balcony door, grabbed a broom and "swept" the air in the room with the bat directing it outside. The bat left, I was declared a hero and I made my…

Rough translation: she says "we get room and board" and then the narrator talks about a Spring Break attitude when they have free time (and the food fight breaks out). No explanation is given for the food fight.

I think it's licensed by Hulu in the US under "Little Mosque". Hope you like it!

Canada too! "Little Mosque on the Prairie" which I am pretty sure features south Asian Muslims.

When I was thirteen, one of my girlfriends and I convinced this younger girl that, in the part of the country WE were from; making a circle with your index finger and thumb and then rapidly inserting the other index finger in and out, was sex.

My only real disagreement is the high placement of Kit Kats (have you had one with stale cookies? It's vile. And disappointing) and the low ranking of 3 Musketeers but that's because I don't really like chocolate bars but I do really I enjoy the nougat.

FUCK Mark Shrayber, after successfully making it almost 28.5 years never wanting to have children, I think this video just made my biological clock start ticking. This is adorable. Thanks a lot.

Those stats are from 1987. I imagine it might look different in a present-day context.

Agreed wholeheartedly! We ate it with a fancy bottle of wine. There might have been some cheese, but I'm pretty sure we just peeled paper thin slices off the tray while our eyes rolled back in our heads.

Wait, who was so pretentious to think of putting 24K gold flakes into cheddar forty fucking years ago?! Like "HAHA Imma let this milk age for half a century with metal shavings in it" is not a healthy thing for a cheesemaker to come up with.

Can I recommend this post more than once? How about a thousand times? This is the best and makes me so glad that I just bought Nabisco products at the grocery store.

If I was still a freshman in college, it would be rum all the way. Now my palette is more sophisticated*, GIN FOR THE WIN.