You could have mentioned she was using a damn nespresso aeroccino, which barely makes good foam with whole milk.

like we don’t currently have the technology to make a locking mechanism that doesn’t require touch sensitivity?

I was going to do a bit of interneting to see if he had ever bashed flavored juul pods and I was met with 10,000 articles about this same story.

still easier to say than hawaii arya

Turns out the bad people have been the whites all along.

just slap the shield and a frunk on this bad boy and call it a day.

Im sorry, but mango scented laundry detergent is nothing new. 

I’m very confused why the manual override isn’t just a button on the part you put your hand on to remove the thing.

“Porsche made the same car for 60 years and we literally can’t imagine them doing anything else”

We aren’t counting bicycle races.

honestly though, I dont think being a star in this franchise would have helped his career with either cut.

I just want to say, if more chinese restaurants had their own pictures on their menu I would be way more likely to order from them without having to try out multiple menu items I may not like.

I swear it is from someone asking the designer “how high are ya” with a thick italian mumble.

Jalopnik used to be a nice mix of rust buckets and carbon fiber rich people toys.

Will they perform the traditional ritual of having the last model roll across a keyboard to name the next one?

It takes a special kind of film school flunkie to work for fox news’ crew.

I thought they were talking about kelly and was all “hang on a minute”

She always said she could say and do whatever she wanted to me because we’re sisters and that will never change.

Was he some pro-tobacco/anti-vape figurehead?

It was a giant, Lord Of The Rings-style battle movie