Most candy eaten without succumbing to diabetus like my father and his father before him would be an acceptable record. 

Really though, you could get all this info on me by getting my work schedule since I largely drive the same path 5 days a week at the same time of day.

So weird to me that so many people want to be part of something that views their love as illegitimate.

Jokes on them, all they’re gonna find out about me is that I probably go to popeyes too much.

Its like someone said they like the C30 but needed a 4 door at the expense of everything else.

Without the spare and a trunk with an extra set of doors and lower ground clearance.

Kia said “were coming for you”

Jesus, racial problems aside, they all look like shit.

You lost me at 4 door.

If Gizmodo thought indoor grow farms were bad, what are they going to think of indoor mushroom farms to make fake leather? 

It feels like corporations are frothing at the mouth at the very idea of killing off the severely underpaid gig economy workers that currently do these jobs with a fleet of shity robots.

I guess this is good. I always wondered why environmentalist nuts prefer plastic leather over cow leather as if they aren’t both bad for various reasons.

As if shelf stable mayo wasn’t bad enough.

I don’t know why anyone other than apple continues to try and make it a thing.

For real, I Think BMW is trying to push their customers to Kia.

as someone who rarely feels the need to lube up my fried food and sandwiches with anything mayo adjacent, this is my personal hell.

Doe this mean that those mosquitoes from Florida have invaded Georgia carrying yellow fever?

Waiting for the handful of horrible self hating women to line up and defend him because he never asked them for a kiss so it must have never happened to the others.

Nothing says upstanding citizen like a neckbeard longer than your actual neck. 

It was like Billy Mays had swooped in and OxyCleaned the mesh