Fuck Cancer.

Good thing Jalopnik is giving this tool’s YT channel more visibility to pay off the fines and keep doing stupid shit for monetary gain 

whenever anyone says “I pay X in taxes”

Are you not a wakeboarding influencer that needs to make sure everyone at the lake knows how much money your father makes the moment you arrive?

Sorry, all we have to offer is this fucking thing:

I mean, those of us who couldn’t work from home have been doing this shit for the past 12 months, just with a mask on and a little extra distance.

I heard a popping sound as I broke the heating element, and that was the end of our air fryer.

Apparently took part in plantation cosplay.

A person’s job can depend on them having all 10 fingers, toes not so much.

Is she punk? Depends on who she is wearing that day.

I mean, less than a month ago this site published a story that was just about how Ben Affleck couldn’t carry 4 ice coffees and hold a door open without looking goofy.

I like mac and cheese but think truffle oil is gross dirt juice even if its the real stuff, which you are not getting on your $12 mac and cheese, so I skipped that one.

This applies to all sorts of clothing where people get hung up on the little letter on the tag that nobody will ever see so they stuff themselves into clothes that don’t fit.

Same, too bad the quiz wasn’t foods I’ve tried (pretty much all of them) instead of foods I like and would consider ordering off a menu, which was not a lot of them.

that putting a bunch of superficial mods on your truck won’t make you a man? that enlisting in the military doesn’t make you a hero? that proudly displaying symbols of hate probably make you a shitty person?

Still more likely to die from butt cancer than catching a bullet defending his land from whatever imaginary enemy he believes is coming for it.

I don’t think you need to worry about this guy trying to parallel park in an urban center.

“david our friday comment traffic is down” - Eric

When you see a book with “come and take it” on the front and “don’t tread on me” on the spine, it’s pretty easy to judge given what we know in 2021.