Who can’t even drive a stick.

I hate it more than this truck builder hates melanin.

You’re forgetting who make up the majority of the police force in this country.

This is not a good look for David Tracy. 

F

People like this are more likely to die from colon cancer than the firefight they prepared for their entire life.

She would NEVER turn her back on me.

I can smell the racism from here.

Fisker Inc and Karma Automotive merger incoming. 

That they both really, really want fully autonomous vehicles before the tech is anywhere close and all of the other long time automakers know that?

Poor people can’t afford to not have a phone.

I am disgusted by the amount of ticky tacky condos going up that have $2k a month studios and go up from there.

I’m still salty that it took professional sports cancellations for the majority of the country to acknowledge a deadly virus that has now killed over a half a million of its citizens.

It’s fucking rich hearing a writer on Jezebel think that the snarky bullshit only started a year ago.

All this means is that he has an assistant who takes his phone calls.

I’m mad that they turned the beer cave seating into premium goose island tickets.

This also happens when you think you’re done and start spraying just to realize you still have a kid or two left to drop off at the pool.

The hardest part will be finding out a way to make sure people are only eating and drinking once they get to their distanced seating.