It feels like corporations are frothing at the mouth at the very idea of killing off the severely underpaid gig economy workers that currently do these jobs with a fleet of shity robots.

I guess this is good. I always wondered why environmentalist nuts prefer plastic leather over cow leather as if they aren’t both bad for various reasons.

Maybe why that’s why they think that it needs further research to make the claim that the assclowns decided was headline material?

As if shelf stable mayo wasn’t bad enough.

I don’t know why anyone other than apple continues to try and make it a thing.

For real, I Think BMW is trying to push their customers to Kia.

as someone who rarely feels the need to lube up my fried food and sandwiches with anything mayo adjacent, this is my personal hell.

Doe this mean that those mosquitoes from Florida have invaded Georgia carrying yellow fever?

Waiting for the handful of horrible self hating women to line up and defend him because he never asked them for a kiss so it must have never happened to the others.

Same, I only got my new phone when my old one was destroyed on asphalt, and even then I went for a middle of the road iphone that did enough for my uses and pairs with all of my other apple shit.

Nothing says upstanding citizen like a neckbeard longer than your actual neck. 

“but, grit!”

“what is a timeline?”

Whether a single dose of mRNA vaccine provides effective protection in seropositive persons requires investigation.- From the study

It was like Billy Mays had swooped in and OxyCleaned the mesh

the assclowns at Gizmodo

Fuck Cancer.

Good thing Jalopnik is giving this tool’s YT channel more visibility to pay off the fines and keep doing stupid shit for monetary gain 

whenever anyone says “I pay X in taxes”

Are you not a wakeboarding influencer that needs to make sure everyone at the lake knows how much money your father makes the moment you arrive?