Sorry, all we have to offer is this fucking thing:

I mean, those of us who couldn’t work from home have been doing this shit for the past 12 months, just with a mask on and a little extra distance.

sure, but it still seems weird to purchase an new $800 piece of tech every 3-4 years and only use 5% of what it is capable of.

It feels like we are less than a month away from the story telling us the only way to guarantee privacy on the internet is to kill yourself.

I heard a popping sound as I broke the heating element, and that was the end of our air fryer.

Apparently took part in plantation cosplay.

A person’s job can depend on them having all 10 fingers, toes not so much.

Richter

Is she punk? Depends on who she is wearing that day.

I mean, less than a month ago this site published a story that was just about how Ben Affleck couldn’t carry 4 ice coffees and hold a door open without looking goofy.

I like mac and cheese but think truffle oil is gross dirt juice even if its the real stuff, which you are not getting on your $12 mac and cheese, so I skipped that one.

claiming that his account was robbed of about $150,000 worth of artwork.

This applies to all sorts of clothing where people get hung up on the little letter on the tag that nobody will ever see so they stuff themselves into clothes that don’t fit.

I used to have a cow magnet, but I wish I could remember how I got it.

Same, too bad the quiz wasn’t foods I’ve tried (pretty much all of them) instead of foods I like and would consider ordering off a menu, which was not a lot of them.

I know right, how the hell could you possibly tell which way this painting is supposed to be hung?

If they really want to do the earth a solid they could start with shutting down the earther servers that burn precious energy to host our stupid comments.

that putting a bunch of superficial mods on your truck won’t make you a man? that enlisting in the military doesn’t make you a hero? that proudly displaying symbols of hate probably make you a shitty person?

Still more likely to die from butt cancer than catching a bullet defending his land from whatever imaginary enemy he believes is coming for it.