Die, monster!

This is awesome.

Great story. He’s like a violent Penn & Teller. I hope he and you don’t suffer too much because of this story.

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

This was fascinating and illuminating. Glad Deadspin is sticking so closely to sports like this.

The nice thing about the PS4 version is that the trophy list is actually one of the better ones out there. It’s not so easy that you can just breeze through it without a second thought, but it’s also not so difficult that you’ll be tearing your hair out if you want the Platinum.

I’m hoping they bring the improvements to PS4/5 because damn, that game looks amazing on a PS4 Pro (and PC I’m sure). I miss the graphics detail when playing on Switch. I will play it in 2D mode that way but I appreciate both, and would like the extra content on PS4.

Raise your hand if you’ve been anxiously awaiting Tim’s article on DQ11 S.

Makes sense. Once again, Kinja ruins a clever joke. 10/10 for concept though. Thanks for correcting me  

Well, Kinja kinda ruined it by sticking “Share this story” in the middle there, but the answer is below that.

hmm .. i’m beginning to suspect that those questions were made up!

The Goose Hype is real. I saw these posted on a Discord server I frequent, and they made me laugh out loud.

All of Quintet’s old games are owned by Square Enix (they were published by Enix back in the day,) and Square Enix is extremely reluctant to rerelease its Enix-published titles on affordable digital platforms. None of the NES Dragon Quest / Dragon Warrior games ever saw a Wii Virtual Console release, for example, even…

People say they want innovation but when that actually happens they just go “eh gears of war will do.” personally as a lifelong MGS fan and general cynic of big budget fare, I’m stoked. Plenty of multiplayer battle royales out there for others already.

I don’t think he’s ever nailed it really, it’s just that his better attempts look great when compared to weird shit like “shake the controller, her breasts move too” and “she absorbs sunlight, hence the thong”.

Based on what I saw at PAX West, Death Stranding’s Achilles heel is its focus on babies and women/motherhood. Two topics that Kojima doesn’t have a good track record with. Before anyone says it, he managed it once with The Boss in MGS3, and has failed pretty badly outside of that.

I … I don’t understand...
- dude makes anti-Semitic jokes
- dude gets shit for it, rightfully
- dude says he’s going to donate to ADL as a way to take responsibility
- some idiots on the internet don’t like this
- he decides not to donate to them, as a way to... take responsibility??

I feel like I’m missing a piece of logic…

So the next time this dude claims sincerity, we’re just supposed to buy it wholesale, right?

Real courage of your convictions there, Pewds.

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.