I don’t know about KK, but Ivanka may have cut her hair to get rid of damage caused by bleaching. No matter how much you condition it, hair that’s been bleached from dark brown to light blonde gets “tired.” I think Gwen Stefani once said that she really didn’t cut her hair often because it just breaks off.

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

On top of my ex? He hated showering so only did it once or twice a month. He liked it when I would lightly scratch his back (not as part of sex, just as a relaxing thing) and I would end up with gunk under my nails afterward. My explanation is I was... going through a lot.

Stage 3 syphilis 

The UK was designed to be basically the opposite of this—Parliament is supreme. They even lack a formal constitution, again so as not to constrain the will of Parliament.

That James Charles “nude” is about as authentic as that Instagram chic who miraculously photographed her motorcycle accident. 

“I’m beginning to think that person with the flag was a plant..”

“Cancel Culture” is performative wokeness at its finest. It’s a lot easier to go after comedians, podcasters, bloggers, twitch streamers, etc. that it is to go after those who we really should. Which is why we hold comedians to a higher standard than politicians. 

You really don’t want to take that challenge. Trust me, it’s not a clean victory.

You really don’t want to take that challenge. Trust me, it’s not a clean victory.

I recreated this entire sign and framed it and hung it right above my toilet tank.

A phrase that drives me crazy is referring to a baby as “my little man.” It’s not a man. It’s a fucking baby. And maybe, if you do a good job parenting, he won’t turn out to be the kind of men we all deal with every day. 

The same goes for barbecue grills.

Hello there

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

“5 people fired”

That Mara chick is so far up Ingraham’s dusty cunt it’s gonna take forceps to extract her lol

I just get a bottle of Orange Crush and some chicken fingers from Kroger and swish it together in my mouth while I’m eating it.