Or those imitation bacon bits from the grocery!

Chad is actually a country in Africa, so I vote no on that one, too.

No. She’s stupid, but she’s Eric BLACKWATER Prince’s sister (as I feel like I am always telling someone) but anyone who thinks she’s oblivious to the xenophobic agenda is both unaware of her legacy of Dominionist destruction (she left a trail of disaster behind her in Michigan) and also perhaps missed her confirmation…

I don’t get what all the hubub is about. That hero person just saw how ashy/thirsty Tammy Fae was and tried to come to her rescue.

where’s your moral outrage when dudes have been jacking off on TV since time immemorial?

This is a show about prostitution and pornoagraphy in NYC in the seventies - it airs on HBO.

That isn’t a hair color that humans have without some sort of condition affecting their pigmentation. Also: Tammy is not going to fuck you. She does not read this site.

My dog was eating out of bowls before it was cool.

Fuck Kim K for preying on the weaknesses and insecurities of women to turn a buck. And fuck Instagram for allowing this shit to take place. I’m so over it. I work in a woman-heavy team, and there’s so much diet talk that goes on - it’s depressing. Unicorn Water, shakes, protein bars, now these fuckin’ things... I’m so…

Manhattan’s congressional representative and the Bronx Borough President have both filed complaints with the disciplinary committee of NY State court system with the intention of having him disbarred.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Step 1: Remove bacon from this recipe and add chinese sausage. Thank me later

Easy there, cowboy: 190px @ 144 ppi is just over an inch wide.

“My Princess Diana Beanie Baby is very special to me and could be worth a lot of money”.

Stupid fucking white bitch. Worthless and soulless.

If we allow black women to sleep, then we allow black women to dream. Can’t have that.

Italians did invent noodles. We have written and archaeological evidence that pasta was being served in modern-day Italy as street food during the Roman Empire. Some historians hypothesize that the Etruscans made pasta, but it’s very difficult to know because they didn’t leave much of a written record.

The whole…

You forgot Prince Edward’s most infamous moment, when he desperately tried to join the Royal Marines (who famously have one of the toughest selection courses in the world), flunked out, and got bollocked by Phil.

These responses piss me right the fuck off. Who gives a shit about the legality. You know what else is illegal? Fucking assaulting someone. So maybe let’s worry more about that and less about what you carry in your purse. Some small-dicked asshole walking down the street next to you is open carrying a hand cannon? No…