I’ve read people whine about this sculpture, saying that it would “make people uncomfortable”.

Why would people want to go to a party where rent-a-trollop *insert random Kardashian/Jenner* is going to be there? No, ta.

This. So much this. What an unnaturally evil thing to do.

I find it seriously difficult to believe that a toddler did that to another child. Absolutely no way.

So she did! Aunt Coulter’s got to find a new look!

Oh, I’m not denying your argument, but racism in the gay community is pretty damned vicious. The “no fats, no femmes, no Asians” thing is only the tip of the iceberg. The anti-trans and anti-lesbian thing is a whole another level of disgusting behaviour that I’ve seen becoming more prevalent amongst gay men in the…

Rory’s dress was frumpy because Rory is a frump. There, I said it.

I binged the first series and I did it again with the second series and man, it’s good. I think Reggie’s turning into the most fascinating character, to be honest - his whole arc could be turned into a stand-alone series - and I fucking loved the AltIvyW reveal (HERE BE SPOILER! (fun fact: gays can be incredibly…

Did your brains get fucked out when you were getting touched up by your father or something? Seriously?

I agree with Eureka, Aquaria and Monet - they were the highlight of a seriously awful episode. I was really hoping that Eureka would get it - but it was everything that Aquaria did as Melanoma that sealed it - the hair, the squinting, the pursed-lip-smile, everything.

They have Bogans. And, if you’re a really shit parent - dingoes!

The Cassowary eats plants, fruit, seeds, other animals. That’s a feathered velociraptor right there...

Dear dumb tourists,

Fuck the Emu.

No way is Aunt Coulter’s thirty five. Seriously?

Yeah, as a fellow white-pleb, let me just say this: announcing your “Black People Achievements” isn’t really going to help. Troll off, Beckski.

Not since he bastardised Daft Punk’s Harder Better Faster, nope.

Because they make his chubby little paws look smaller.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S EVEN MORE!

Because he was a tit raised by gerbils, dear.