“Proven” is a stretch: http://www.webmd.com/urinary-incontinence-oab/womens-guide/cranberries-for-uti-protection

The only person in the universe who I don’t judge for tweeting this way is Cher. Every one of her tweets is a giant fantastic emoji-laden Rebus puzzle and I am here for it.

AND WHO THE FUCK COUGHS ON A PLANE WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH? YOU ARE SPREADING YOUR GERMS TO ME

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

You could send a check or money order to the Washington County Jail. http://www.co.washington.or.us/Sheriff/Jail/HelpInmate/inmate-account-deposits.cfm

I am Asian and I have difficulty telling white people and black people apart.

I’m physically disabled - whenever I see or hear disability being used as a slur, it’s a gut punch. When what you are is considered the biggest insult you can throw at another person and it’s used so regularly so casually, you are made very aware of your position as a second class citizen. I know that a lot of common…

This doesn’t surprise me at all. The Great British Bake Off is somehow the best show on TV. And I’m being serious.

Yeah, I really feel for her. Believing women is a radical act, and it shouldn’t be.

I think an important component in this is our culture’s obsession with gaslighting women. Any time women have sincere dietary needs due to chronic hormonal or gastrointestinal illnesses, people assume that they’re lying and just trying to lose weight, or are hysterical and have an unhealthy body image. Think about it:…

Leadsom is actually worse than May. Leadsom is Trump and Farge put together and is actually more right wing than Theresa May, i did not realise that was possible.

I’m Zambian and this has made me furious. Granted, we are one of the poorest countries in Africa but one of the things we can be proud of is that we are one of the few countries in Africa that have never experienced civil war. This girl is full of crap.

Every time I’ve read “angel hair” I’ve thought “pasta”.

“I am a conservative, I like to keep what we have.”
Like slaves and racism.

I’m a woman and I’ve never sent nudes or made a sex tape. Or been a recipient of a dick pic (old married here). I’ve been told I’m the only person on the planet to pull off this Prude Trifecta. I am ok with that.

Albert, thank you. I thought I was the only person left in this world who felt like this. You have made me feel a bit better about the world today. And myself. I'm not crazy for thinking dick pics are disgusting and ridiculous. Also, fuck these guys. How do they get laid?!

Just like self-identified “nice guy” Mike Faverman, who responded to the polite “I’m sorry if [I] gave you the impression that I wanted to date you by becoming your FB friend... That wasn’t my intention.” with a stream of invective now memorialized in social media. Surprised Jezebel didn’t pick up on this case.

Whaaaat??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? is the point when we have these:

Jesus Christ this is a condescending post. Sinead O’Conner has had 20 years of professional help. For many people mental illness is a life sentence. So your assertion that “it works” is both a lie and a slap in the face to people who aren’t going to ever permanently recover.

That’s okay! Sometimes I’m too sarcastic for my own good haha!