Oxfam are the best charity shop. This is the easter display at my local one:

One of my partner’s nicknames for me is Mr McIntyre, because apparently I sometimes smell like the janitor in the school where he teaches :)

My day job is heavily centred around wood work and related processes and it’s no where as sexy a scent as that perfume makes it out to be. Unfortunately I’m extremely allergic to scented things (contact dermatitis is incredibly unattractive), so all the products I use (hair/body care, washing up liquid and laundry…

No worries! I didn’t take it that way, I was kind of agreeing with you, but didn’t express my self very well. I meant to complain about the people who go “OMG YEAH ME TOO, LOOK AT THIS FRIGHTENING THING YOU JUST TOLD ME REALLY AFFECTS YOU BADLY.”

Me. And I find it annoying when people say they are scared of clowns and then google a really scary one to show how scary they are — Not cool. But I am fantastically neurotic detrimentally anxious medicated for it. I get it with any kind of elaborate full face make up, masks, any costume where normal facial…

You know what is excellent though? Japanese whisky. And I say this as a Scot. But if shortage becomes a reality I will definitely panic buy 100 bottles of Bunnahabhain and 18 year old Glenfiddich.

Same! I had an IUS inserted two years ago and it saved my life. That might sound like an exaggeration, but it isn’t. My flow was so heavy I was hospitalised and received intravenous treatment for months due to having dangerously low potassium, magnesium and iron levels. I have since come off citalopram too, and I…

This is so similar to what I went though. I switched doctor surgeries 2 years ago after moving to a different postcode area, and my new GP made me fill out a form (it included a bit about periods - how much i bleed - how bad pain is - if I ever miss work because of it etc) and did a full bloodwork. Based on this I was…

STICK WITH IT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO. I had the same thing but it started to improve after six weeks. 2 years in, I get spotting for 2 days every six weeks. IT’S AMAZING.

From what I can remember, my parents never talked to me about it much. But we did read Facts of Life, a pop up book about the process of conception to birth. We read from it A LOT from when I was 3 or 4 until I was 8 or 9. It is SUCH A COOL BOOK and I really want my own copy now I’m remembering all this:

“Yes, I do. I don’t remember the actual conversation. I remember mom was mad because I was telling other kids and getting in trouble.”

Electric drill! It’s so easy. I have done this many many many times when installing exhibitions.

Swell up, not sweet up. Stupid phone.

Everytime I am in Denmark, I stock up on these bad boys. I have really sensitive skin and sweet up and get rashes from a lot of scented products, cleaning products and detergent, but this I can lather on anywhere as it is super mild and super balming. Great for lips, especially when it winter mine tend to dry up and…

The fact that even Boris Johnson (with his questionable politics) has a better understanding of terrorism and immigration than Donald Trump does makes a hilarious news segment where he trolls Trump without even making fun of his hair!

North of England, is what I meant to say

Irish, but yeah. Traditional Irish, very common in Ireland, Scotland and the north of Ireland. I’m finding the hate for Lachlan and Declan on this site quite scary. Is Sinead offensive too? My partner’s last name is MacLachlan.

I didn’t realise common traditional Irish names were so offensive. WTF?

THIS IS SO STUPID. If you’re using your penis like a brush, you might as well just use a brush. Also, that painting is terrible. Really terrible and really ugly. Ugly painting, ugly colours and stupid content in the painting. LOOK POLITICAL ART. POLITICIANS AND A FLAG. WITH MY PENIS. I’M SO CLEVER AND POLITICAL. BUT…

This is bullshit. I’m all for pubic dissent, but it’s ridiculous to focus on a small independent business, regardless of how idiotic what they sell is. Why didn’t they rage at the councils that are selling off council homes, even worse that it looks like London councils could be forced to sell every new house they…