She’s got landing strip pubes, which is an innnteresting choice, but maybe that’s a Fortnite thing. Maybe Fortnite is set in the year 2000.

whose excerpt from Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp is worth including in full, because it is almost transcendently bad, writing so memorably repellant that you’ll be able to tell your grandchildren about it decades from now, when they’re old enough that it won’t psychologically scar them for life

“Whew, seriously? Pull up a chair, buddy”

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Now that Tumblr is killing itself off for some reason, can we discuss how INSANE it is that they somehow lasted over a decade with the single worst video player on the internet and never improved it?

I want to ask: SHOULD they defend him at the expense of their own organization? This was a community of people. It was private in the sense that it wasn’t open access and you needed to be invited to get in, but it it isn’t even remotely comparable to just having an offhanded conversation with a friend while you two…

Uh...what?

I gotta say, I was not nearly as shocked as other people when the draw offer went down in game 12 and I didn’t for a second think it was a bad idea. Magnus straight up outclasses Fabi at Rapid and does it even more so at Blitz. I legitimately think Fabi is microscopically better then Carlsen in the classical format…

*Next 24 months

Wow, I never thought I would see MapQuest having to be explained.  Road atlases maybe, but I mean...we all lived through MapQuest, right?

Colbert, hefting the 700-page tome, marveled at Martin’s description of his “imaginary history” of the world of his A Song Of Fire And Ice novels, asking incredulously, “This is the first half!?”

I got shingles a few years ago, at 27. It was up there for one of the top 3 most miserable experiences of my life. It actually hit my leg instead of my chest or arm like it does most people. It was like 2 weeks of the most searing pain imaginable, where I literally couldn’t sleep because the pressure of my leg on…

Any chance you could add more context to the whole “9th circuit gets overturned so much!” line fox news peddles?  https://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2017/feb/10/sean-hannity/no-9th-circuit-isnt-most-overturned-court-country-/

I only played the earlier Soul Caliburs and I am now depressed to realize they got rid of Ivy’s naval officer alternate look. That costume made me feel things goddammit.

I feel like Blizzard seeing Titan as a black eye is a self-fulfilling thing. I certainly didn’t see it as a black eye until I started hearing more and more about how they felt like it was. I was disappointed it never came to be but I actually really like that we knew about it and there was lots of information about…

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should!

Do you realize how silly this argument is? All drinks are fundamentally some mix of chemicals in a suspension of water to dilute them. Following your logic unless you are licking the inside of a whiskey barrel while gargling everclear YOU don’t actually like the taste. You have to weaken it’s taste to actually enjoy…

I guess I am just not seeing how those are connected. If they say and do dumb shit, they will say and do dumb shit regardless of who he streams with, will they not? He doesn’t want to invite that into his life, but he already is by streaming? How does being married change anything?

RemindMe! 13 months

Can someone like...explain that whole “won’t stream with women” thing to me? I feel like I am missing something really obvious, which since I am not really plugged in to the whole streaming scene in the first place would make a lot of sense.