sincerityisthenewirony
sincerityisthenewirony
sincerityisthenewirony

Virtually everything she says makes me vomit.

why were you hard in the first place?

Oh FFS. I live in a large enough market to have 5 local news stations. I pick one channel for morning news because of one anchor in particular. She’s warm, funny, engaging, and started off as a junior reporter and worked her way up. She also doesn’t look quite like the other anchors. She wears the same sleeveless

I’m so bummed because she blocked me on Twitter. :(

MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE

I thought it was odd they didn’t air this since the commentators were so excited about the win. Yet we got a Phelps countdown clock. The guy is the King and a legend but it would have been nice to give Manuels her due.

The only reason I thought of this was that there was a pigeon that used to follow my dad around like this on a farm. The only thing is he wasn’t likely to get lost in a rural farm. He even followed us when we moved to a new house.

Quick call pixar! We have a Finding Nemo / Cars crossover movie for them!

The sad truth may be this dove may have been raised by someone whom he learned to follow around and has lost his friend “mate”. Now he is desperately searching, looking through cars to find them.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof