I wonder how many female versions are going to be “the current one with a bow and rosy cheeks”

I like where you’re going here... let me put on my thinking cap.

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

That’s super messed up. Like big time.

Side note: what are the odds it was a decoy body?

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

He has one legitimate complaint: the publishers didn’t wait for a response before dropping him. That’s a bit rubbish, yeah.

The rest of it? Progressive things that are controversial get published. So do conservative ones. Hell, Orson Scott Card is one of the biggest names in science fiction, and he’s basically the…

That’s... not how expressing ideas in science fiction works. Part of the reason science fiction has a reputation for expressing controversial ideas is because it can use allegory and metaphor to get around restrictions. That goes for things that are too liberal and too conservative alike. At the end of the day, it…

The MOST suspicious thing is that (and I don’t know if you’ve noticed) every eight ball purchased after Ahmed was born has an answer that says “Future seems murky but the one thing we can all agree about is that Ahmed Mohamed caused 9/11".

Related: My mom lost her roomba this weekend. She turned it on, and it’s somewhere in her house, presumably, but she can’t find it.

A local comedian made a sketch and comedy movie about running for chancelor. Some people took it seriously. Maybe Donald Trump will reveal himself as a very dedicated performance artist.

My mom asked me, uncomfortably, if it was true that Donald Trump was running for president because she'd been under the impression, until Tuesday this week, that it was an elaborate satirical sketch.