So I spent the entire SAG awards fist pumping all the POC excellence had me falling out!! I mean Idris Elba won two awards!!! For Tv and a movie!!! Viola, Queen Latifah, Uzo Aduba, the cast of OITNB has the best ensemble in the game and damn it of they don’t cover almost every race and age and sexual orientation and…

I was so adamant about not body shaming, and celebrating our natural processes. Pooping is great! Isn’t it great that our bodies are these efficient machines that can take care of waste? Yay, bodies!

She got a dick pic when it was actually took some effort. I’m grossed out but also I marvel at the work involved. Wow.

This! Up until about 5 years ago, I was in the pro-switching camp, for the usual, crappy reasons: my mother did it to me, it didn’t kill or scar me, it’s not abuse, yada yada yada. I can’t remember where, but this line of reasoning was finally introduced to me; the point of parenting is to help mold little humans into…

Not according to my Scrabble board.

my dog weirdly adores being held really tight.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

I’m severely disabled and unable to cook many days, especially when the weather has been cold. Perhaps you should consider that not everyone is ordering delivery (takeout is something different) for the same reasons you do.

I wish there was an offshoot, somewhere in the Gawker suite of blogs, that we could all talk about people being terrible to food-service workers. I think it would be a pretty good idea if we had a place like that, I tell you what.

Lol nah the best days to deliver is during snowstorms. I used to deliver pizzas during college for the Hut in St. Paul MN. Here are my reasons. During bad snow storm pretty much only cops, tow trucks, and delivery drivers on the road. Everyone else is either in the ditch, at home, or going home. Also tips were always…

What if you’re disabled and the power is out in your neighborhood, but not out in businesses close enough to deliver. You can’t go out, you can’t cook. Should you subsist on crackers or be a “garbage person” and order a warm meal via delivery? I ask because this happened to my mom last winter during a storm and yes,…

If I’m sick, my pantry is bare, and there’s a horrible snowstorm outside (which also means that my car is buried in ice and snow), I’m going to order delivery. I am polite, I’m out front very promptly, and I tip handsomely. I see nothing wrong with that. I get to eat, and someone else is tipped for his trouble. Win,…