So I spent the entire SAG awards fist pumping all the POC excellence had me falling out!! I mean Idris Elba won two awards!!! For Tv and a movie!!! Viola, Queen Latifah, Uzo Aduba, the cast of OITNB has the best ensemble in the game and damn it of they don’t cover almost every race and age and sexual orientation and…

I was so adamant about not body shaming, and celebrating our natural processes. Pooping is great! Isn’t it great that our bodies are these efficient machines that can take care of waste? Yay, bodies!

She got a dick pic when it was actually took some effort. I’m grossed out but also I marvel at the work involved. Wow.

This! Up until about 5 years ago, I was in the pro-switching camp, for the usual, crappy reasons: my mother did it to me, it didn’t kill or scar me, it’s not abuse, yada yada yada. I can’t remember where, but this line of reasoning was finally introduced to me; the point of parenting is to help mold little humans into…

Not according to my Scrabble board.

my dog weirdly adores being held really tight.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

Don’t forget: can act.