“The action-packed tale of ‘Mega’ Manfred Jones (Mark Wahlberg), a no-nonsense cop with a chip on his shoulder and a heart of gold. One day, when Manfred loses his hand in a drug bust gone south, he’s enlisted in a secret government program to blend ballistics with prosthetics, headed by Cal ‘Light’ Toren (Jonah…

Guess I’ll just have to throw away these friendship cookies I baked, then...

I am... not overly fond of The Long Halloween and Dark Victory, I have to admit. Or Jeph Loeb in particular, for that matter.

If we’re gonna be that transparent, let’s just call any novel, unconventional baseball strategy Goosefucking.

The Devil’s Nonagon.

I hope you like pitching changes.

That “big nasty creature” is a graphorn. #ravenclawout

Sasha Banks probably isn’t the best counter-example when discussing wrestlers who almost kill themselves or others with botches.

Buy it anyway.  Worst thing that can happen is they come out with a new one to buy.  And we know they’ll never offer a third, no matter how popular the first two or how much demand there is...

Clearly the byproduct of this tryst.

Who do you think is inside that costume?

honestly? a mascot that slips twice and then hits a guy in the back with a t-shirt gun is the PERFECT mascot for the flyers

Sometimes a respected publication you felt you could trust will let you down. Maybe they dumb down their content, maybe they publish dubious arguments for war in Iraq. But Deadspin’s editorial stance on Gritty, coupled with their well-stated position on whether or not Donald Trump should go fuck himself, make me…

Gritty is dead. Long live Gritty.

I cannot stop watching that gif. It’s so beautiful. 

I’m not surprised Batman is right-leaning.

Sucks when someone fucks you non-consensually, doesn’t it?

That’s just the name of the feature, not to be taken literally!