That doesn’t sound like “My Chemical Romance...”

A judge I worked with would say “guilty or not guilty is judged by a jury of people, innocence is between you and God”

Pro wrestling isn’t real

You can take your glasses back off. You’re typing in a serif font, the “C” has a serif at the top, not at the bottom. Therefore, it is, in fact, not symmetrical.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

Never forget

I’m surprised it didn’t end with the time in nineteen ninety eight when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, plummeting sixteen feet into an announcer’s table.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

In the 28th century, how old do you expect humans who have lived 100 years to look?

I don’t expect everyone to have intimate knowledge of the workings of AAA video games, but come on — Mass Effect Andromeda was made by hundreds of people. Do you really think ONE person was responsible for all the animations? Subpar animation work can be the result of so so so many factors, including technology…

Whenever I hear people talking on their phone while on the toilet, I intentionally flush. I figure the person on the other end of the line at least should KNOW.

The polar opposite extreme would be a group of women doxxing and threatening to rape video game developers for games they didn’t like, not a woman voicing her opinions on a youtube channel.

The seller says that much like family planning clinics, it’s recommended on this Bricklin to use the rear entrance.

Not to get too pedantic, but that is actually how you tell the difference between Male and Female Zebras. Not kidding at all.

Male Zebras are predominantly white with thin black stripes, female Zebras are more black with thinner white stripes.

The Olympics are a huge goddamn money pit that the government should stay the fuck away from. The games exist mainly to make money for the various corporate sponsors at the expense of basically everyone. All the asinine nationalism presented in the guise of athletics is secondary. Making the people of any country…

Sorry, I thought the entire goal was to earn medals ? That was the impetus behind the idea. Or was it to give disadvantaged kids "a way out" (which by the way is education, not music or athletics) you let me know when you feel that you have a sufficienly altruistic reason to allocate very limited resources towards a…

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