It’s a haircut dude. It’ll make your wife happy. Just do it.

I would like you to say that to people who have jobs shoeing horses. Please, pay for any farrier who gets replaced with horseless carriage mechanics.

Thank you for reminding me that I miss Idiot On The Field posts from Deadspin.

We get it bud, you’re like, 99 percent more internet cool than the person you’re responding too. Thanks for letting us all know. Now as a reward, please leave your house and touch some grass.

D I even want to know what a groyper is?

Anyone who blames "woke" people for their problems is kind of an asshole, that's what he's saying.

I think bad CGI is a valid aesthetic choice for a film called Cocaine Bear.

That was a fun movie.

So it's going to be a great movie to see with friends and sneak booze into the theatre?

stunning adjective

“The alternative is that Sonic fans expectations and bar is so low that they somehow unironically enjoy Frontiers.”

They don't need to make it exclusive. They just need to make it a day one Gamepass title. The player base will move to Xbox next gen if they do that.

“At the same time, not selling CoD to half your current player-base would be incredibly stupid”

Tasting good isn't meaningful?

It looks like the mascot character for a brand of string cheese.

If I may offer a rebuttal, shut the fuck up. GB2 4chan, chud.

Look for dev called Hare Brained Schemes. They make turn-based tactics games and have the licences for Shadowrun and Battletech.

I don't think a waifu body pillow cover of Tali fits in with what you're saying. Western devs sell the weird stuff too.

There’s official Elder Scrolls merch available. Bethesda are taking pre-orders for $3000 daedric dagger replicas right now.

I never realized Squeenix is a country now. What is the population of Squeenix? Have they written a national anthem yet? What does their flag look like? How many square kilometres of territory did Squeenix take when they seceded from Japan? I'm deeply curious and would like to know more about this development.