Killer whale is an incredibly stupid name for a species of dolphin.

Twilight Princess wasn't even the best looking Zelda game on the Game Cube.

I don’t think you quite understand the extent to which French-speaking Quebecers were discriminated against for most of the provinces history. The were second class citizens even though they are the linguistic majority in the province.

You and I are already just extremely sophisticated computers with programming stored in a chemical medium.

I prefer the sensation of satiety to the sensation of hunger because an outside force, the process of evolution via natural selection, selected for coding that is expressed in anatomical structures capable of feeling physical discomfort due to stimuli that could prevent my genome from perpetuating itself. We also…

For what it's worth though, this just seems like a really sophisticated and cool chatbot.

Coule we program a machine to have self awareness, awareness of mortality, and analogues to biological imperatives? The need to stay turned on in order to continue its own existence, for example. How is the need to maintain connection to a power source functionally different from a biological imperative to find food…

That was a one and done movie for me. Not because it was a bad movie, it was actually a pretty good film. It's just not one I ever want to watch again.

I think it was released unrated after the MPAA refused Aronofsky's appeal of the NC-17 rating.

You know what? I’ll concede that it’s technically not sex, just explicit masturbation. There’s a guy jacking off during the fire extinguisher scene.

Non-simulated sex doesn't mean it's porn. Shortbus, Nymphomaniac, and Irreversible all contain unsimulated sex, and are not pornographic films.

I thought it was David Cronenberg who existed for this kind of weird shit.

I’m perfectly fine with directing teenagers to watch The Evil Dead, Crash, and Blue Is The Warmest Colour.

Sham-Wow Vince did not make better choices.

I miss Old Kotaku. It could be worse though, at least they didn't get the Deadspin treatment.

Remember when Kotaku wasn’t just a video game site? Remember when Kotaku covered anime? Japanese snack foods? Nerd culture in general?

It could be worse. The camera could be high on painkillers and acid Jeff Hardy instead of just regular drunk Jeff Hardy.

“Ableist slur” is quoting the phrasing used by the young woman with cerebral palsy who tweeted at Lizzo about the word being in her song.

That's because it is a Chinese mobile game.

Why the fuck would you defend this shit to begin with? Damn, that Blizzard kool-aid really hits different.