Will those guys even take a pig though?

Off-topic, but that's still a beautiful looking game. The somewhat minimalist aesthetic of many of its environments has aged really well.

FFXIII deserves some love.

Nier is absolutely a JRPG.

Ah. You meant bad from a legal perspective. I thought you meant it was bad from some sort of moral, child welfare, and/or good parenting perspective and asked my question based on that wrong assumption. My apologies for misreading you.

Cointerpoint. You assume the parents won’t act in the financial interests of the child, manage their money well, and have a good financial windfall waiting for the kid to take over when they come of age. Not every child star winds up like Gary Coleman.

It’s CDPR. I generally agree with you. But when it comes to releasing worthwhile and compete games, CDPR have developed a lot of trust and goodwill among the gaming community. I still won’t be pre-ordering, but they aren’t really a company I would use as an example of why pre-ordering is generally a bad idea.

It’s CDPR. I generally agree with you. But when it comes to releasing worthwhile and compete games, CDPR have…

Why?

Can anyone explain to me why it isn't good to allow a nine year old to enter a competition with a cash prize?

Adam West was a national treasure.

Don't you wish he were the real vice-president and the current one was fictional?

The cruelest joke of all was the one his mother played on the world when she didn't just swallow the load he came from.

I mean, maybe there's a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent chance that happened. But at the same time, you just know in your heart that isn't what happened.

Cobra Commanders hood always reminded me more of a medieval executioners hood.

One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in a video game was Keith David as an actual character in Saints Row IV.

Don't forget about Keith David!

Gotta Catch Em All, Corona!

The world would have been a better place if your mom had been a eugenicist.

STRAIGHT UP HIS CANDYASS! IF YOU SMELLLLLLL-LA-LA-ELLL, what The Rock... Is cooking.

You make it sound like the idiots attending the church don't share the blame.