I tried to go as over the top batshit crazy with that post as possible, because I really didn’t want anyone to think I was being serious. I’m glad I was successful lol.

Vote for the Asteroid/Impact ticket this November.

Your dad’s friend is an idiot, possibly even a government disinformation plant.

I mean, they're vegan to begin with. Why would you expect them to be smart?

You’re right about The Phantom Menace having some good things to offer. As goes for the entire prequel trilogy, Ewan MacGregor was great as Obi-Wan. Liam Neeson was great as Qui Gonn. Darth Maul is ultra cool, and it’s easy to see why fans kept wanting to see him in the cartoons. There were cool spaceship and…

Empire is my favourite Star Wars film. Rogue One is a close second, then A New Hope is a close third.

Anyone who says they enjoy Manos ironically, I don't believe them. I can't wrap my brain around the idea that something so boring could be enjoyed.

Its not better than Rogue One.

Flesh Gordon isn’t that bad. It’s a campy skin-flick send-up of the old Flash Gordon serials. The people who made it had no pretensions about it being anything more than that, and it largely succeeded at being what it was. A classic midnight movie.

I would say Catwoman is the worse superhero movie since Howard the Duck isn't a superhero movie.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say it sucks, but it is the weakest of the original trilogy.

A bit of hyperbole with Highlander 2 being one of the worst films of all time.

As Canadian who grew up in the late 90s, I remember Elisha Cuthbert as one of the hosts of Popular Mechanics For Kids.

I sincerely hope this fails, because I enjoy seeing movies in a theater and would hate it if something like this became popular enough to drive theaters out of business.

You don't just bring your own snacks?

Another good one. One of the inspirations for that Simpsons scene.

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!

Steve Earle wrote this when Reagan was president, but it still applies today.

He’s the one who allegedly raped his secretary then allegedly paid her hush money to keep the alleged rape secret, then allegedly committed accounting fraud, right?

I think she looks quite pretty. The trope you’re looking for is called, I think, “Hollywood Ugly”. It’s where a script calls for an “unattractive character” which they cast by taking an attractive person and costuming them in glasses, braces, ill-fitting or frumpy clothing, bad makeup, unflattering lighting, and other…