Napoleon Dynamite is absolutely hilarious and deserved all of its success.

Failure To Launch was pretty successful.

That kind of snark will be lost on some of the Kotaku commentariat. If only there were some sort of sports site known for its culture of snark where your comment would be universally appreciated.

The death rate is 0.6 percent. The flu is 0.1 percent. It’s not much worse than the flu.

South Korea, the country which has most robustly tested large populations for the disease and therefore has the best data set taking into account mild cases and asymptomatic carriers, reports a death rate of 0.6 percent.

Its been so long since I played ME3 that I forgot Legion has to sacrifice himself even if you save the Geth.

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

Please provide evidence that this is a biological weapons.

Unless you’re an amputee, I would bet good money that you have two thigh bones.

You gladly murdered Legion and EDI and genocided the Geth?

So you committed genocide and murdered your friends, Legion and EDI?

Some Renegade choices make you a human supremacist.

$125 for a board game? Another $100 for an expansion to a board game?

I struggle to think of ways in which democratic socialism truly negatively impacts me.

/asp/ies have been using that word to describe Hunter Hearst Helmsley for years.

Yes, Konami really fucked up when they left the AAA games industry. Multiple years of breaking company profits records. Year after year financial growth. Konami are financially healthier as a company without catering to us.

It’s a reflection of how profitable it is to manufacture pachinko and slot machines.

Think of it as Club Penguin, before Club Penguin existed.

Isn’t New Jersey just part of the flyover country between New York and Florida?